《给聪明人的泡菜》开篇：英文原著带中文翻译

What is a presedent answer A king bonne partey the grate has as much power as A king and ort to have & it is a massey he has for the good of mankind he has as much power as Any king for grat ways back there must be A head sum whare or the peopel is Lost Lik wild gees when thay Lous the gander two Leged want A head if fore Leged both & 2 Leged fouls the Name of presedent is to pleas the peopel at Large the sound souts best Now in the south give way to the North the North give way to the south or by & by you will brake what falers be wise on keep the Links to gether and if you cant A gree Consoalated to A kingly power for you must keep together at the wost hear it Labers ye les see there is so many men wants be the all offesers & Now sogers poor king Every day wants A bone sum more then others the king cant Live without the feald wee have had our turne grat good father Addoms [9] turne & turne About Rest Easey you all will be pleased with the present king give time all did I say Now but the magor part fore fifths at least.

何谓总统？答曰：国王亦好，大宴亦好，其权与国王等，且理应如此。此乃天赐，为人类福祉计，其权与任何国王等。自远古以来，必有首领，否则民众如失头之野鹅，乱作一团。两足者需一首领，四足者亦然，两足之禽亦同。总统之名，所以悦大众也，其音最响。今南方让北方，北方让南方，否则不久将破。愚者当智，保持链环相连。若不能同心，则慰以王权，因最坏亦须团结。听其劳苦，尔等可见，如此多人欲为官，而今兵卒可怜，国王每日需一骨，他人更甚。国王无田不能活。吾等已轮值，好父亚当斯之轮，轮流交替，安息易矣，尔等皆将悦今之国王。予时，予言今，然多数至少五分之四。

TIMOTHY DEXTER

蒂莫西·德克斯特

Frinds hear me 2 granadears goss up in 20 days fourder frinds I will tell the A tipe of man kind what is that 35 or 36 years gone A town caled Noubry all won the Younited states Noubry peopel kept to gether quiet till the Larned groed strong the farmers was 12 out of 20 thay wanted to have the offesers in the Contry the Eaned in the see port wanted to have them there geering A Rose groued warme fite thay wood in Law thay went the Jnrel Cort to be sot of finely thay go there Eands Answered the see port caled Newbury Port 600 Eakers of Land out of thirty thousand Eakers of good Land so much for mad peopel of Larning makes them mad if thay had kept to gether they wood have bin the sekent town in this stat A bout halfe of boston Now men mad to be in offess it hurts the peopel ot Large Like Carying the Innegent Lam to the slarter Now it would done to dewide the North from the south all won what I have Leade down but now keep to gether it is Like man and wife in troue Love Now guving death in the grander you will sous the glory I say keep to gether dont brak the Chane Renoue brotherle Love Never fade Like my box in my garding be one grat familey give way to one A Nother thous changes is the tide hie warter & Loue warte hie tids & Loue tids for my part I have Liked all the kings all three all our broken marchants cant have beaths of proffett gone and till the ground goue to work is all that has bin to Coleage goue with slipers and promis to pay and Never pay only with A Lye I gess 4 fifths is Coleage Lant or devel Lant or pretended to be onnest free masions but are to the Contrey for give me for gessing I hope it is Not so the Leaned is for Leovs & Littel fishes moses was but A man and Aaron thay had sum devel like my selfe man is the same give him power I say the Cloak Cukement maters the worst of cheats we hant got ony N Port wee are Noted to be the first in the North sabed Day is Not halfe A Nuf Night meatens it maks work for the Docters and Nuses Caaching Could but them Lives breed fast to mak up for them that dies poor creaters I pittey them so preast Riden it is wickard to leave poor sols in to the grave all our minesters are imported Very good men foull of Love of Crist I kep them A mit Amen at present.

朋友们，听我言，二掷弹兵二十日升。更远之友，我将告尔人类之典型。何谓三十五或三十六年前，一镇名纽伯里，全属合众国。纽伯里人团结安静，直至学者壮大。农夫二十中十二，欲官员在乡，学者在海港欲其在彼。争执渐烈，战火燃起，彼等依法，赴普通法院求解，终得其果。海港名纽伯里波特，得三万英亩良田中之六百英亩。学者之狂如此，学使之狂。若彼等团结，本可为此州第二镇，约半波士顿。今人狂于为官，害及大众，如牵无辜羔羊赴屠场。今若分南北，吾所导皆可，但今须团结，如夫妻真爱。今予死亡于大，尔将播荣耀。我言团结，勿断链环。更新兄弟之爱，永不凋零，如我园中箱。为一大家，互相让步。如此变化如潮，高潮低潮，高潮低潮。于我，我喜所有国王，三王皆喜。吾等破产商人不能得利，去耕田，去工作，此乃一切。去学院，穿拖鞋，许诺付款，永不付，只以谎言。我猜五分之四为学院之地或魔鬼之地，或假装诚实之自由石匠，但为乡。恕我猜测，望非如此。学者为狮与小鱼。摩西仅人，亚伦亦然，彼等有魔鬼如我。人皆同，予之权力。我言，斗篷掩盖最坏之骗。吾等无纽波特，吾等著名为北方第一。安息日不足半，夜会补之，为医生护士创工作。抓挠可但彼等生命繁殖快，以补死者。可怜生物，我怜之。牧师骑行，恶也，留可怜灵魂入墓。吾等牧师皆进口，非常好，满基督之爱。我留之，阿门，此刻。